Favorite fast food restaurant?   
The best drive-in in the world, The Burger Hut, Scobey, MT. 

 
Dream Job?   
It'd be pretty cool to be a landscape contractor.

Favorite quote??  
Favorite historical quote:  "That's how I circumnavigate"  --Magellan.  Favorite personal quote:  "I love you" -- my wonderful wife. 

Drink of choice?  
I'm going to take a walk on the wild side here and go with a trifecta of Green Tea, Diet Coke, and water. 

Funniest Rhino moment?  
Ha ha, this is good stuff, funny stuff happens every weekend!  There is a top 3 for me and unfortunately I cannot mention numbers 1 or 2, but number 3 is  the guy who took his shirt off and did cartwheels on the dance-floor at Primetime.  Laughed so hard I was crying on stage.

Person you would like to dunk tank?  
I think if you put Jesus in the dunk tank and hit the target with the softball, the chair would drop and Jesus would just be sitting on the water.  Then he'd probably point at you and say "In your face, Cookie".  But I really don't want to dunk-tank anyone.        

If you were a superhero, name and superpower?  
I am a superhero in this band, I am "Always having ibuprophen man".  My favorite superhero, however, is Weapons Man. 

Little known fact about you.. 
I run a non-profit organization that provides umbrellas to poor kids in rainy areas. 

Favorite Village person?  
Roy

Dream Vacation...
The Daniels County Fair 

What people should expect at a rhino show??  
Coming to one of our shows is like going to the circus but with no apes.  

Past musical projects.. 
I was kicked out of the Wu Tang Clan before joining Rhino.         

Inside Rhino joke... 
If I told you that it wouldn't be an inside joke anymore!  I think we have an inside joke for every show we have played!  I'm going to have to say right now Rufus is my favorite inside joke.  

Let's go ahead and include every Rhino in an inside joke:  

We need to hide all ladders from Kurt.  

We have a secret plan to mace Wurtzy during the show.  

We are getting rid of the drum-line and instead I'll try to eat an entire rotisserie chicken on stage in 4 minutes. 

EJ are you Mexican?  

I am always excited to go to practice so I can see what Eric will be wearing! 

And lastly, we all do dead-on impersonations of each other.